#mi retoño es tan buena artista siono raza

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My niece Huevo (5 y/o) asked me "can we watch that musical you like while I wait for my mom's boyfriend?" and I said "ay retoño, I would love that but it is in english", she replied "I know english and if I don't understand I will ask you" and lemme tell you, it was like talking with a person who's high as fuck

She loved The Horse and The Infant and I'm honestly so surprised she knew what was going on, she just needed the names and some details like why the baby was evil and wanted revenge and why I was saying that Zeus could be her dad She didn't like Just a Man at the begining, but liked a lot the end, she was like "OH HE HAS A BABY TOO, THAT'S WHY HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THE EVIL BABY" and I asked her "well would you kill a baby if a god asks you to?", bro she didn't thought and said "yes" With Full Speed Ahead, I told her who Eurylochus and Polites were, she then asked if they had babies too, I told her "Eurylochus is actually married to Odysseus' sister, Ctimene". She asked innocently "is he going to meet her soon?". Yes Huevo, in like 40 years or something, blame Homer if you don't like it I already do Open Arms, she hated it, she likes happy songs but hated Open Arms, she doesn't like Polites, she said the lotus eaters were ugly, I said "not as ugly as your mom" and she asked if she could call me "carepicha", I allowed it and she indeed called me carepicha

Then the mom's bf came for her and she was crying saying she wanted to stay with me, I said "I'm sorry little one, maybe when your mom stops being such a bitch and face the consequences of her actions", I hate her mom but that's a tale for another day!

She drew this masterpiece in my table, look at it and tell me it's not the most beautifully horrifying drawing in the whole world

She's such a great artist am I right?